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Poll for Episode 176 “Confessions of an Alien Abductee”
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Trousers
Sitting around and wishing I could leave Earth forever. – Corrupted Mask
Tacos and beer, unless they have a machine that could materialize that. Then I will be at peace on an Alien world away from taxes. Fuck taxes.
I’ve seen a few documentaries where women have huge implants. Are they aliens? More research needed
I’ve seen some documentaries where the women have some massive implants. Are they aliens? More research needed
I feel like I have unlearned everything I though I knew about cryptids, I now know they are just various numbers of Grays in trench coats just looking for fried chicken, now I’m not gonna eat that shit.
Honestly the entire tent segment was solid gold from everyone and picking a quote was damn near impossible, but here goes.
“This was ten years ago. Imagine the innovations that he’s dreamed up now. He’s like ‘Uh get in this abductee swing harness and drink this alien remember juice I whipped up while I lock the door on my isolation van.’ ”
-Rus Ryan
(32:42)
I don’t know why she is so obsessed with Kentucky. That state is so sad even the grass is blue.
When tha comes ome after ard days werk avoiding try angles int sky and the’s abart ta gu for a Ken tuckie but thi remembers takeaways mek mi see them well dressed grey lads out and about
The relentless pursuit of my ol’ dad, and his efforts to hurt me.
The thing I’d miss the most would probably be this podcast, you guys are great keep up the good work.
Weird story but my dad had a recurring nightmare that colonel sanders infiltrated his friend group. My dad knew he was a monster but his friends loved him. The colonel unhinged his jaws and swallowed all of his friends whole. Fucking wild…
What’s up with sporks at KFC restaurants??? Am I supposed to spork my fried chicken?
Personally, as a typical human male, I would certainly miss many typical human male activities. Activities such as: drinking a beer, buying a new flannel when you wake up one morning and your old one is mysteriously torn up, and spending lots of time outside under the light of the full moon, which I can certainly do without incident as I am a typical human male.
I would miss Rus doing a terrible interpretation of my real voice
All the world’s delicious food!
I’d miss my family. My friends. KFC’s double down. The good people at dunking die nuts. Everyone on the Wednesday night basketball team. I don’t want to go. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP the abduction, little green aliens! You’re hurting my fragile lil body.
I would not miss, not being anal probed every 12 hours. I would miss poll results. Greenfinhawk.
The television set, I don’t even know how to turn it on, and I’m going to kill you!