Dreamed I was on a date with Rus’s hot grandma and she wouldn’t shut up about holo-groms and ani-mules and how she got to be the first fairy godmother. Nice lady.
Of course I believe her, we have the facts. Akon seduced her, paid the price for it by the alien overlords, then came back and released his 2003 hit single “Locked Up” detailing his alien-prison experiences.
So she just left her baby on a starship? As Robert Stack would say, “She screamed, she gave birth, she laughed, and then she went home.”
Also, anyone else find it ironic that Elisabeth said she doesn’t want races to mix but banged an alien in the dip?! Talk about hypocrisy from the Venussy!
On the hilltop where stars collide,
A tale unfurls with hearts so wide.
“Listen to my story!!” Slabolepszy cries,
With Venusian love and stargazed eyes.
Dreamed I was on a date with Rus’s hot grandma and she wouldn’t shut up about holo-groms and ani-mules and how she got to be the first fairy godmother. Nice lady.
For sure… But without the trials and tribulations we would be a bunch of weenies
Of course I believe her, we have the facts. Akon seduced her, paid the price for it by the alien overlords, then came back and released his 2003 hit single “Locked Up” detailing his alien-prison experiences.
If you read her book you know he “pushed the red button”
So she just left her baby on a starship? As Robert Stack would say, “She screamed, she gave birth, she laughed, and then she went home.”
Also, anyone else find it ironic that Elisabeth said she doesn’t want races to mix but banged an alien in the dip?! Talk about hypocrisy from the Venussy!
Of course, a few pick up lines in the light language and they started rubbing heads.
Was Akon getting a root just Elizabeth lying her truth? Waaaa?
Oh, she definitely turned the radio on and saw his reptilian
I hope so. Maybe Akon will finally stop astrally protecting himself into my dreamscape, trying to sodomize me. It’s a long story
“He’s coming for that Venussy.”
-Rob Okey
(13:40)
Ewww
-Drea Mora
On the hilltop where stars collide,
A tale unfurls with hearts so wide.
“Listen to my story!!” Slabolepszy cries,
With Venusian love and stargazed eyes.
She must have been out of this world in the sack.