“Sasquatch” is actually a corruption of the original term “Sack-Squash”, which refers to the cryptid’s habit of kicking people in the nads with its big foot and then hiding behind the bushes to laugh at its victim. – Corrupted Mask
Bigfoot is neither ape nor man. Bigfoot is a Wookiee that has access to Earth via portals crafted by George Lucas. Star Wars is a retelling of historical events gathered by George Lucas, who is CLEARLY an interdimensional space wizard. “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away” is there to avoid legal ramifications from the Skywalker family. We need to stop looking at the Skinwalker Ranch and start investigating the Skywalker Ranch.
Maybe the real the real Big Foot are the friends we made along way.
I’ve seen sasquatch peeking out from behind a bush and his ass stuck out I seen his ass! He had this fur it was like a dirty gray turned into yella.
Batsquatch with clipped wings.
At this point I just hope it’s something more than a man in a monkey suit. Maybe a woman?
“Sasquatch” is actually a corruption of the original term “Sack-Squash”, which refers to the cryptid’s habit of kicking people in the nads with its big foot and then hiding behind the bushes to laugh at its victim. – Corrupted Mask
Sasquatch is Bigfoot and Bigfoot is my dad. At least…I wish Bigfoot were my dad!
I think bigfoot is a kind of tulpa…LOOK! A Sasquatch-man, on the roof, observing us!
My name is Jeff
The hide-and-seek champion of the world. Oh yeah!! I’m coming for you next, Hogan!
“People put fingers up their butts all the time”
-Drea Mora
(21:20)
What are these them?
We need to figure this out. What the hell are we supposed to do, wander around the world not knowing what the hell they are?
Maybe the real Bigfoots are the friends we made along the way
Bigfoot is neither ape nor man. Bigfoot is a Wookiee that has access to Earth via portals crafted by George Lucas. Star Wars is a retelling of historical events gathered by George Lucas, who is CLEARLY an interdimensional space wizard. “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away” is there to avoid legal ramifications from the Skywalker family. We need to stop looking at the Skinwalker Ranch and start investigating the Skywalker Ranch.
My ol’ dad. He’s a terrifying monster.