Poll for Episode 184 – Art Bell’s Alien Encounter Open Lines

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Poll for Episode 184 - Art Bell's Alien Encounter Open Lines

What's the real reason for Asthma Al's cough?

12 comments on “Poll for Episode 184 – Art Bell’s Alien Encounter Open Lines

  1. The_ominous _clouds says:

    He was practicing Cusco and getting so high , he blew into his bong and took a rip from his pan-pipes.

  2. Corrupted Mask says:

    He was surrounded by swirling snot. – Corrupted Mask

  3. Destin Star says:

    Nope drea still sounds like a dude and y’all keep calling her Pete, somebody smack her, She might be operating like a radio station!

  4. Unbelievable Penguin says:

    He opened up that box of lung stuff the aliens gave Jim Sparks

  5. I asked my ol’ dad if he was proud of me for winning bowl results, he told me to “shut the fuck up, and get back to sawing!”

  6. Whooping Pizza Rolls says:

    He probably burned that flapper thing in the back of his throat

  7. Deus Zod says:

    He drank too deeply from that strange bowl in the other room.

  8. Luis P Garoup says:

    As a typical human male, I would have to say he probably spent too long in the lair of those smoke wolves of West Virginia. Wolves that I am familiar with, but am certainly not a part of as I am a typical human male. I would like to stress that I am in no way related to said smoke wolves (or any canines for that reason), I have simply heard of them one night while drinking typical human beer at a typical human bar.

  9. A Vase That Fell Off the Shelf says:

    That idiot probably isn’t storing his tomatoes and cucumbers at room temperature

  10. Golden Rice says:

    He’s been sharing a bong with the Bigfoot Tulpas; they kinda like to be a secret.

  11. Thindler's Lisp says:

    There’s only one explanation: Aliens were testing viruses on the public in the early 2000s. He was abducted and given Covid-18 by greys!

  12. Ramidus says:

    Art asked him to turn down his radio, but Al’s lungs are allergic to silence.

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